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Q. What does a houseboat become when it grows up. A. A township. Q. Why was the archaeologist crying? A. His life was in ruins. Q: Why didn't the Skeleton climb the mountain? A: Because he didn't have the guts. Q: Why did the grasshopper go to the doctor? A: Because he was feeling jumpy. Q. Why couldn't the newborn colt whinny loudly? A. Because he was a little horse. Q: Who was the world's greatest thief? A: Atlas, because he held up the whole world ! Q: Why are burglars such good tennis players? A: Because they spend such a lot of their time in courts ! Q: Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail? A: Because it needs bailing out. Q: Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles? A: So he could break out. Q: Why did the burglar take a shower? A: He wanted to make a clean getaway Q: What diploma do criminals get? A: The third degree. Q: Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. A; Mugger: That's all right. I'm sentimental. Q: What did the burglar say to the lady who caught him stealing her silver? A: I'm at your service, ma'am. Q: What did the burglar say to the watchmaker as he tied him up? A: Sorry to take so much of your valuable time. Q: What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies? A: Baddy long legs ! Link to this page: http://www.gigglepedia.com/qa.asp?Curr=1&Max=793 |
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