Signs You've Been In London Too Long (articles) 1 You say " mate" constantly.
2 You think it is perfectly normal to pay over ?33.00 for a pint.
3 Anyone not from London is a " ****er" .
4 Anyone from outside London and north of the Watford Gap is a " Northern ****er" .

5 You have no idea where the North is.
6 You see All Saints in the Met Bar (again) and find it hard to get excited about it.
7 The countryside makes you nervous.
8 Somebody speaks to you on the tube and you freak out thinking they are a stalker.
9 American tourists no longer annoy you.
10 You talk in postcodes. " God, it was really warm round SW1 the other day".
11 You can' t remember the last time you got up to 30 mph in your car in the city.
12 You didn' t realise that " Paddington Green" is REAL.