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Being An Effective Evil Overlord (Part 4) .....contd

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   Being An Effective Evil Overlord (Part 4)

If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?'' I will reply "This.'' and kill the advisor.

If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh PowerBooks.

I will make the main entrance to my fortress standard-sized. While elaborate 60-foot high double-doors definitely impress the masses, they are hard to close quickly in an emergency.

If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented
position.

I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know
about.

If the beautiful princess that I captures says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!!'' I will say "Oh well,' and kill her.

I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact
and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.



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