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A frustrated victim of chain mails: I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me throughout these years:-

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   A frustrated victim of chain mails:

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Coca Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer.

* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 3 Kms for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill from hell with calls to Uganda, Singapore and Tokyo.

* I also stopped drinking anything! out of a can for fear that I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.

* When I go to parties, I don't look at any girl, no matter how hot she is, for fear that she will take me to a hotel, drug me then take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.
(Poor girl! she's been 15 since 1993...)

* I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I made expecting the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when I participated in their special e-mail program would arrive soon.

* My free Nokia phone never arrived and neither did the free passes for a paid vacation to Disneyland.

* Still open to help someone from Bulgaria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of approximately hundred million US$.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Religious, Faithful pictures, messages, etc. to 100 people.. now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else) !

IMPORTANT NOTE: If you do not send this e-mail to at least 1234 people in the next 10 seconds, a bird will SH** on your head today at 6:30pm.




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