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Alcohol Warning Labels: If government is going to put health warning labels on beer, wine and liquor, let's at least have a little truthfulness about the matter!

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   Alcohol Warning Labels:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up with breath that could knock a buzzard off a shit truck at 100 yards.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your 'kin head in.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay things like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the boss what you REALLY think while photocopying your butt at the office Xmas party.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell ever happened to your pants, or (panties) anyway.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and/or name you cannot remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burn on one's forehead (or knees)

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, more handsome, and smarter than some really, really, really BIG biker guy named "Big Al."

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting all over them.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you, not AT you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.


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