Bustlin' Billy's Bogus Beliefs: (laws) 1. The organization of any program reflects the organization of the people who develop it.
2. There is no such thing as a "dirty capitalist", only a capitalist.
3. Anything is possible, but nothing is easy.
4. Capitalism can exist in one of only two states -- welfare or warfare.
5. I'd rather go whoring than warring.
6. History proves nothing.
7. There is nothing so unbecoming on the beach as a wet kilt.
8. A little humility is arrogance.
9. A lot of what appears to be progress is just so much technological rococo.