GigglePEDIA Welcome to this section. These are short piece of autobiographical writing which explores a funny event that remain lodged in the people's memory. They are hilarious, sometimes just as interesting to read. But remember, these memoirs are supposed to be true and can happen in your life one way or another.


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When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it was unlocked.

"Hey," I announced to the technician, "its open!"

His reply, "I know. I already got that side." This was at the Ford

dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
 
I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and for the sake of her life, couldn't understand
why her system would not turn on.

A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office, no less.

 
The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street I was crossing with an intellectually challenged
coworker of mine. She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for. I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.

Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"

She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS

 
I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?"

To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"

He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."

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