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At the Vet's  A man went to let his old dog out one morning, but the dog didn't move. He prodded and shook the dog, but to no avail. The man took him to a veterinarian. After examining the dog the vet said, "Sir, I'm afraid your dog has passed away." The man replied, "I can't believe it. I want a second opinion."

The vet left the room and came back with a cat and placed it on the examining table with the dog. The cat proceeded to sniff the dog and walked around it several times looking at it intently. After a few minutes he jumped off the table, sat in the corner and placed his paws over his eyes. The vet said, "See, it's just as I said, your dog is gone."

The man still did not believe it and wanted another opinion. The vet then went out and returned with a Labrador Retriever. The retriever put his paws up on the table, looked at the other dog, sniffed him, and then went over with the cat and sat with his paws over his eyes. The vet placed a hand on the man's shoulder, "There can be no doubt, your dog is dead."

The man finally shook his head sadly. "I will really miss him; we've been together for a long time. Well, what do owe you?"

The vet replied, "Two hundred and eighty-five dollars."

The man was dumbfounded, "TWO HUNDRED AND EIGHTY-FIVE DOLLARS! WHY SO MUCH?"

The vet answered, "Fifty for the office call, one hundred and twenty-five for the Cat scan, and one hundred and ten for the Lab work."
Political Food  You've got to love New Yorkers-at least on this occasion! A Kentucky Fried Chicken location in New York City has a special on what they are calling the "Bucket of Hillary" (two small breasts, two large thighs and a bunch of left wings)



Animal Crackers  When the mother returned from the grocery store, her small son pulled out the box of animal crackers he had begged for, then he spread the animal-shaped crackers all over the kitchen counter. "What are you doing?" his Mom asked.

"The box says you can't eat them if the seal is broken," the boy explained. "I'm looking for the seal."


Learning Colors  I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colors yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what color it was. She would tell me and was always correct. But it was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying sagely, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"



Grandmother's House  When I stopped the bus to pick up Chris for playschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house. "Is that your grandmother?" I asked.

"Yes, "Chris said. "She's come to visit us for Christmas."

"How nice," I said. "Where does she live?"

"At the airport," Chris replied. "Whenever we want her, we just go out there and get her."


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