Types of Farters (articles) DISHONEST FARTERS
They who fart and then blame the dog.

FOOLISH FARTERS
They who keep their farts inside.

PROMPT FARTERS
They who always have a fart ready.

MISERABLE FARTERS
They who cannot fart.

STRATEGIC FARTERS
They who fart and cough at the same time.

CLEVER FARTERS
They who fart and cough at the same time.

DISAPPOINTED FARTERS
Those whose farts do not emit odor.

ACUTE FARTERS
Those whose fart smells indicate their recent diet.

MEAN FARTERS
Those who fart in bed and shake covers over spouse - this is not recommended).

VAIN FARTERS
They who love the smell of their own farts.

AMIABLE FARTERS
They who love the smell of others farts.

CONFIDENT FARTERS
They who let out really loud farts.

SHY FARTERS
Those who let out silent farts.

SCIENTIFIC FARTERS
Those who bottle their own farts.

UNFORTUNATE FARTERS
Those who start to fart but poop instead.

NERVOUS FARTERS
Those who stop in mid fart.

HONEST FARTERS
They who confess to the fart.

JEALOUS FARTERS
They who claim the farts of others.

INSECURE FARTERS
They who compare their fart quality to others.

THE FARTERS FARTER
Those rare farters whose farts clear moving vehicles.