Actual quotes by dumb lawyers (articles)
Q: What heppened then?
A: He told me, he says, 'I have to kill you because you can identify me.'
Q: Did he kill you?
Q. Was it you or your brother that was killed in the war?
Q. The youngest son, the 20-year-old, how old is he?
Q. Were you alone or by yourself?
Q. How long have you been a French Canadian?
Q.Do you have any children or anything of that kind?
Q: I show you exhibit 3 and ask you if you recognize that picture.
A: That's me.
Q: Were you present when that picture was taken?
Q. Were you present in court this morning when you were sworn in?
Q: Mrs. Jones, do you believe you are emotionally stable?
A: I used to be.
Q: How many times have you committed suicide?
Q. So you were gone until you returned?
Q. You don't know what it was, and you didn't know what it looked like, but can you describe it?
Q: You say that the stairs went down to the basement?
Q: And these stairs, did they go up also?
Q. A Texas attorney, realizing he was on the verge of unleashing a stupid question, interrupted himself
and said, "Your Honor, I'd like to strike the next question."
Q. Have you ever thought of committing unvoluntary manslaughter?
Q. Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury! Please take a long, hard look at this alleged repeat sex offender....