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Those poor cops, they put themselves in the line of fire to protect and serve us � yet we make jokes about them. And these jokes ranging in theme from petty to scary criminals and from ordinary sanes to drunks! But given the free will, see how theu would have behaved with other professionals like lawayers, accounants, doctors, priest etc. Search articles about Police

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Woman: Officer you must help. I've just lost my wig. Police officer: Certainly, ma'am, we'll comb the area.

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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.
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When Mike got arrested, they told him, "Anything you say will be held against you. " Mike said, "Claudia Schiffer's breasts. "
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Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes? The first knows how to read, the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over. "You got any I. D. ?" the patrolman asked. " "'Bout what?" the hillbilly replied.
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Two robbers were robbing a hotel. The first one said, "I hear sirens. Jump!" The second one said, "But we're on the 13th floor!" The first one screamed back, "This is no time to be superstitious. "
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Warning to shoplifters: Anyone caught shoplifting will be beaten, gagged, whipped and tortured. Any survivors will be prosecuted to the full extent of the law.
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What did the police officer say to his stomach? I've got you under a vest.

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Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving?
A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.
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Q: Why would it be difficult to be a police officer?
A: It would be tough to be an idiot all day long.
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The Judge said to the defendant. "I thought I told you I never wanted to see you in here again. " "Your Honor, " the criminal said, "that's what I tried to tell the police, but they wouldn't listen. "
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The police are looking for a thief with one eye Why don't they use two?

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Police Chief: Why do you spend all your time trying to hit flies?
Officer: You assigned me to the swat team, didn't you?
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Police officer: And what do you think you are doing on this road, Dracula? Dracula: Looking for the main artery, officer.
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Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his bicycle. Dog owner: Are you crazy? My dog can't even ride a bicycle.
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Policeman: Now, sir, how did you come to have this accident?
Motorist: Well, the sign just there says, 'Stop? Look? Listen'. And while I was doing that the train hit me.

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