Inner peace (jokes) I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use a little more calmness in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started and never finished. So,I looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Jim Beam, a bottle of Wild Turkey, a bottle of Bailey's IrishCream, a bottle of Kahlua, a packet of Tim Tams, the remainder of my old Valium prescription, the rest of the apple pie, some mixed lollies and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass onto to anybody you think might benefit from a bit more inner peace and have a nice day.