Humorous SMS messages (articles) Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you're ready.

I can please only one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow isn't looking good either.

Sorry, I cannot make it because there is a power failure. I am stuck on the escalator.

Sorry I am late, I couldn't find the remote control to the remote control.

Did someone forget an important date?

You have a one-bit brain with a parity error.

Sorry, I am having an out of money experience.