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Expectation (#4012) An idiot was taking sky-diving lessons. The instructor explained that it was time for his first jump, and all he had to do was jump from the plane, count to six, and pull the rip cord. A truck would be waiting for him in the field where he would land.

The man jumped from the plane when he was told to, and counted to six. When he pulled the rip cord, the parachute wouldn't open. He tried the reserve chute and that didn't open. Frustrated, he muttered to himself as he fell, "I'll bet the truck won't be waiting for me either."

Few Short Jokes (#2568) Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Why did the stupid boy wear a turtle neck sweater?
To hide his flea collar.
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Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.

Few Short Jokes (#2567) Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?
Because it had a hole in the middle.
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Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?
- He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado
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Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff? He wanted to try out his new air brakes.
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Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit?
So he could tell the time at night !

Few Short Jokes (#2566) What has eight legs and an IQ of forty? Four guys watching a baseball game.
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Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don't want to have to retrain them.
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Why can't the Philippines field an ice hockey team? The players all drowned in spring training.
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Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.

Few Short Jokes (#2565) What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
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What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.
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What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.

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