GigglePEDIA A pick-up line is a conversation opener with the intent of engaging an unfamiliar person for romance, dating or sex. Here is the best and most extensive collection of funny pickup lines on the web. Learn these and you could become a master pickup artist! NOTE: This section is meant for mature audience only!


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 You're so hot, your ass is on fire.
 Was your Father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?
 There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.
 There gotta be a keg in your pants, coz I wanna tap that ass.
 The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
 That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it?

 Since sex is a killer, would ya like to die happy?
 It must be cold in here - or are you just happy to see me?
 If you were a laser, you'd be set on "stunning".
 If you were a car, I'd wax and ride you all over town.

 If I received a nickel for everytime I saw someone as beautiful as you, I'd have five cents.
 I'm wearing Revlon colourstay lipstick. Wanna help me test the claim it won't kiss off?
 I wonder what our children will look like.
 I know a great way to burn off the calories in that cake you just ate.
 Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated.

 You're like milk, I just wanna make you part of my complete breakfast.
 You must be a high jumper, because you make my bar raise!
 You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.
 You are so beautiful that I want to be reincarnated as your child so that I can breastfeed by you until I'm 20.
 You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
 Would you touch me so I can tell my friends I've been touched by an angel?
 What time do you have to be back in heaven?
 Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
 There's just one thing your eyes haven't told me yet....you're name.
 If beauty were an hour, you'd be a second.
 I'm fighting the urge to make you the happiest lady on earth tonight.
 Grab yer bag Doll...you've just pulled...
 I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
 Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
 It's not my fault I fell in love. You are the one that tripped me.
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