GigglePEDIA A punch line is the final part of a joke or a conversation, usually a sentence intended to be funny and to provoke giggle. Punch lines generally derive their humor from being unexpected. A good joke usually climaxes in a punch line, a little verbal explosion that set off by a sudden switch in meaning!


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 Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.
 There are two kinds of people in life: people who like their jobs, and people who don't work here anymore.
 Everyday I beat my own previous record for number of consecutive days I've stayed alive.
 It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too.
 Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.
 The things that come to those that wait may be the things left by those who got there first.

 He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
 Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sons Hose A and Hose B?
 What do Eskimos get from sitting on the ice too long? Polaroids.
 Politicians are like diapers....they need to be changed frequently and always for the same reason.

 IF YOU WANT BREAKFAST IN BED, SLEEP IN THE KITCHEN
 OF COURSE I DON'T LOOK BUSY... I DID IT RIGHT THE FIRST TIME
 WARNING: I HAVE AN ATTITUDE AND I KNOW HOW TO USE IT
 I HAVE YET TO HEAR A MAN ASK FOR ADVICE ON HOW TO COMBINE MARRIAGE AND A CAREER
 A WOMAN IS LIKE A TEA BAG... YOU DON'T KNOW HOW STRONG SHE IS UNTIL YOU PUT HER IN HOT WATER

 It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
 The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
 When you hear someone uttering Oh-Oh while flushing the toilet, it is already too late.
 No amount of advance planning will ever replace dumb luck.
 All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
 The trouble with being the best man at a wedding is that you never get to prove it.
 Marriage is a very expensive way to get your laundry done.
 You never know what real happiness is until you get married, and then it is too late.
 The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country. (attributed to George W Bush Jr.)
 Smoking is a dying art.
 The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.
 Death is hereditary.
 Your friends love you anyway.
 A person who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person. (This is very important. Pay attention. It never fails.)
 The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that, deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above-average drivers.
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