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 Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. And inside of a dog, it's too dark to read.
 Conscience is the inner voice that warns us somebody may be looking.
 The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
 Even if you fall on your face, you're still moving forward.
 If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
 The whole motivation for any performer is: 'Look at me, Ma.'
 When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
 Quoting one is plagiarism. Quoting many is research.
 How do you get your husband interested in oral sex? Douche with beer.
 The Concorde was great. It travels at twice the speed of sound. Which is fun except you can't hear the movie until two hours after you land.
 Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
 I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
 I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
 Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
 I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
 God must love stupid people. He made so many.
 The most remarkable thing about my mother is that for 30 years she served the family nothing but leftovers. The original meal has never been found.
 This recipe is certainly silly. It says to separate two eggs, but it doesn't say how far to separate them.
 The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.
 Have you any idea how many kids it takes to turn off one light in the kitchen? Three. It takes one to say, "What light?" and two more to say, "I didn't turn it on."
 If you have it [love], you don't need to have anything else. If you don't have it, it doesn't matter much what else you do have.
 Behind every successful woman...is a substantial amount of coffee.
 When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss...and they called ME slow!
 If you can't be a good example, then you'll just have to be a horrible warning.
 I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once.
 Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
 Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
 Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows.
 A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
 Old age ain't no place for sissies.
 A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
 Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
 Who ever thought up the word "Mammogram"? Every time I hear it, I think I'm supposed to put my breast in an envelope and send it to someone.
 I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
 The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
 Advice is like snow -- the softer it falls, the longer it dwells upon, and the deeper in sinks into the mind.
 Electric clocks reveal to you precisely when your fuses blew.
 Middle age is when you're faced with two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home by nine o'clock.
 I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, "Get the hell off my property."
 I used to sell furniture for a living. The trouble was, it was my own.
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