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 Wen u smile the world smiles with u.wen ur down people will rally behind u.but wen u fart u r alone coz people will never stand by u!

 Iv got 2 sit down & work out where i stand!!!

 Some say the glass is half empty, Some say the glass is half full, I say "are you gonna drink that"

 I intend to live forever- so far so good

 if barbie is so popular....then y do u have 2 buy her friends

 All of my friends and I are crazy.Thats what keeps us sane!

 Maturity is knowing when and where to be immature

 5 BAD THINGS 2 SAY 2 A NAKED GUY 1)so dis explains ur car! 2)but still work right 3)r u cold 4)shood i get a pump 5)so i guess dis makes me d early bird!

 Y MEN R LIKE TOILETS 1)dey r always out of order 2)dey stink 3)the nice ones r always engaged 4)dey consume large amounts of liquid 5)r constantly full of crap

 Y WOMEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)no one really understands dem 2)all ur mistakes r stored in their memory 3)u find urself spendin all ur money on accessories for dem!

 Y MEN R LIKE COMPUTERS 1)dey r useless until u turn dem on 2)dey have lots of data but r still clueless 3)as soon as u pick 1 a better model cums on the market!

 3 REASONS Y CATS R BETTER DAN MEN 1)cats luv u wotever u look like 2)u can stroke a cat wivout it thinkin about sex 3)u dont mind wen ur cat chases after birds!

 REASONS Y DOGS R BETTER DAN WOMEN 1)dogs obey wen u shout at dem 2)dogs dont shop 3)u can giv away ur dogs children 4)any guy can get a good lookin dog!

 They've got a picture of her at the hospital - it saves using the stomach pump

 About as innocent as a Nun doing pressups in a Cucumber field.

 Whiter than a pair of Snow White's knickers

 He's got a face as long as an undertakers tapemeasure

 He's as red as an overdrawn account at the local blood bank

 You could park a bike on that bum

 As useful as a grave robber in a crematorium

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