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Terrible Puns
A pun is a phrase that deliberately exploits confusion between similar-sounding words for humorous or rhetorical effect. These are a common source of humor in jokes and comedy shows. They are often used in the punchline of a joke, where they typically give a humorous meaning to a rather perplexing story!
 
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* He had a photographic memory that was never developed.

* Every calendar's days are numbered.

* The man who fell into an upholstery machine is fully recovered.

* If you give some managers an inch they think they're a ruler.

* While training to work at Coca Cola he was given a pop quiz.

* I really do have a photographic memory -- I just haven't developed it yet.

* An office with many people and few electrical outlets could be in for a power struggle.

* He bent over to pick up a sieve and strained himself.

* A guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager.

* After working for 24 hours straight he called it a day.

* The optician fell into the lens grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

* The personal trainer quit his job because it wasn't working out.

* At some executive meetings there is a chairman of the bored.

* The plumber had to quit his job because it was too much of a drain.

* The mime wanted to say something, but he wasn't aloud.



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