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Simpson Dialogs
The Simpsons has perhaps most entered the public consciousness in the form of the numerous catchphrases that are repeated by characters of the show. Homer, when frustrated or making an obvious blunder, shouts out the famous catch phrase Doh!, which has achieved such mainstream usage as to be featured in the Oxford English Dictionary. Enjoy Simpsons other famous diaglogs!
 
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HOMER
"I'm going to the backseat of my car with the woman I love, and I won't be back for TEN MINUTES."

HOMER
"Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!"

HOMER
"Unfortunately, son, we Simpsons sometimes have to bend the rules a little in order to hold our own."

HOMER
"Dear Lord: The gods have been good to me. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is. So here's the deal:

HOMER
You freeze everything the way it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, give me no sign. Thy will be done." "The strong must protect the sweet"

HOMER
"Ah, sweet pity. Where would my love life have been without it?"



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